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Humor
TUB FOR TWO
Saw an ad in the newspaper from a major bathtub maker. They are advertising this tub for two they got. Now I have to admit that society has passed me by, I have been called a dinosaur, but that’s OK with me. In the ad they say that two people could sit face to face, well you perverts, any other way seems to me like a big no no. Even face to face is creepy; I mean the tub is not 13 feet long, your feet have to go some place, YIKES. Now why would anyone want to sit in the other person’s filth? Could you pass the soap I have some filth on me. The ad also says that the tub has ports in it that release champaign like bubbles. Well, I gotta tell you if you’re in a tub with me without those ports, you’re going to see bubbles coming from the bottom of the tub, gigantic bubbles and they ain’t champaign like. Also consider this; you’re in the tub with your significant other, lights down low, savoring the moment when a couple of clinkers floats by. You don’t know whose clinkers they are and basically you really should not care who the owner was. All you want to do is get outta that tub and run and take a hot shower. EEUGH
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